Meat Liquor, 74 Welbeck Street, London, W1G 0BA

I fancy writing this as a parody...a parody of Cormac McCarthy, The Road. Take my choice of book as you will. 

I've orderer you a burger said the boy.

A burger?

A burger. 

The girl got on the bus and drove down the road and got off the bus and unzipped her coat and walked down the road and called the boy and went to the entrance and walked in. 

It is loud said the girl.

Your burger is here said the boy.

My burger?

Your burger. 

The girl looked at the menu and read the section titled Rabbit Food and saw only one burger option and looked at the art on the walls and looked round the room and looked at the people and took a bite of the Halloumi Burger and put down the burger and picked up the burger and ate the burger and put down the burger. 
It's like Walkabout said the girl.

Walkabout?

Yes.

Are we cool enough to be here said the girl?

No.

The Australian bar said the boy.

What?

Walkabout?

Yes. 

But with designer clothes and people said the boy. 
Are we going to die said the girl?
Eventually said the boy. 

The girl finished her burger and wiped her mouth with a paper towel and looked at the boy and told him she liked the food and pulled on her coat and checked her bag and got up and walked to the door and left the restaurant. 

Price: £52.00 for 5 x coke, 3 x burger, 3 x sides and service charge

Veggie Friendly: 2/5

Food: 4/5

Service: 3/5

Atmosphere: 2/5