I almost didn't write this review as I had nothing to say. OK, that's a blatant lie. I had too much to say...which resulted in me not knowing where to start...which led to a bottleneck of thoughts...
I think the best way to tackle this is to go section by section.
Vegetarian Options...I'm sorry, where? You can pick a few sides, a couple of starters and a couple of mains which is pathetic considering the menu is huge.
Decor/Atmosphere...I'm sorry, what? Big and stark with bananas paintings on the wall...not paintings of bananas as that would have been more interesting and probably nicer to looker at than the badly painted figures that looked like their muscles were on the outside.
Price...I'm sorry, why are you robbing me? Far too expensive for a restaurant that feels like Pizza Express on the inside.
Food...I'm sorry, can I have more water...I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to have it from the tap? The food is too salty...so it tastes decent, masks flavour and dries you out all at the same time...but, the pudding is excellent.
Would I return...I'm sorry, can I go now?
Price: Approx. 205.00 GBP (Why does the American Mac not have a pound sign?!) for 3 x bottled waters, 4 x soft drinks, 2 x starter sharing plates, 6 mains and 3 x desserts.
Veggie Friendly: 2/5
Food: 2.5/5
Service: 5/5
Atmosphere: 2/5
No comments:
Post a Comment